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   Breezee's Shared Custody
   Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

Breezee's Shared Custody

Dave Davis is arrested in the middle of the night, his Basset Hound Breezee howling in protest as they're hauling him away. The charge? Murdering one of his ex-wife's boyfriends, who had also been Dave’s boss. First he uncovered fraud at the bank, then his girlfriend went missing, and now this. Perfect! 


After mug shots and fingerprinting, Dave is marched naked to the showers under the watchful eye of a leering female deputy, shocked that such things are allowed. After donning his jumpsuit, he's tossed into a cell occupied by a grizzled biker who thinks his clean-cut appearance, given the surroundings, is hilarious. But he's taken-in by Dave’s tale of woe


Dave’s mother plans on storming his arraignment with a regiment of Junior Leaguers. But his uncle Bill, a former prosecutor who’s coming out of retirement and switching sides to defend him, brings her to her senses, convinces her that harassing the authorities with her political clout is a wiser move. 


Uncle Bill moves to town, along with a retired investigator who used to work for him, and sets up shop in Dave’s otherwise unoccupied house. Working with a local one-eyed private detective, Dave's best friend, they're on the trail of the real killer. But the trail is cold; they need a scenthound. 

 


   
   Baby Grand Legacy
   Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

Baby Grand Legacy: Average Guy and Hot Girl Drama

Formerly titled Baby Grand: The Beginning
 

Gifted Racers, Episode I 


Due to circumstances beyond his control, modest young hero Kevin Johnson is spending the summer with grandparents he barely knows, mowing lawns, going on wrecker calls, and helping his grandfather restore a vintage race car. They’re duplicating the one Kevin's great-grandfather drove in the 1927 Indianapolis 500, but it’s a daunting task given the pile of junk they’re working with. Kevin’s confident grandfather, however, has a plan to deal with it, plus the beautiful pianist from next door offers to help with administrative duties. Her name is Desiree, and she claims to be Kevin's age. Whereas he thinks of himself as a boy, though, she is a woman. And she's some sort of a cousin, meaning she'd be off limits even if she wasn’t way out of his league, which she definitely is and they both know it. But she also knows steamy secrets about his broken family that his grandparents aren't allowed to discuss, and she's willing to talk in exchange for karate lessons. 



   
   Baby Grand Conspiracy
   Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

Baby Grand Conspiracy: Average Guy and Hot Girl Drama

Formerly titled Baby Grand II: The Conspiracy
 

Gifted Racers, Episode II

 

Kevin Johnson, Desiree Chantelle, and their respective grandparents are preparing to launch Kevin's racing career. The car looks promising, but he's concerned. Sure, he did amazing things with a BMW 3 Series on a freshly mowed field, and then got a full day of practice on an actual race track. But he'd been alone out there. On race day he’ll be up against a track full of experienced competitors. 


They get a last minute addition to their pit crew, Desiree’s mood plunges, and Kevin gets even more nervous. When they get to the track, he realizes that his grandfather never told him how to deal with bullies, like the one who threatened to put him into the wall, and female drivers, like the one who made him look silly on the track and then flirted with him afterward. Making matters worse, Desiree is irked at him for the flirtations.


   
   Baby Grand Opportunity
   Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

Baby Grand Oppportunity: Average Guy and Hot Girl Drama

Formerly titled Baby Grand III: The Big Time
 

Gifted Racers, Episode III

 

Desiree Chantelle has everything: looks, brains, and talent. Plus the soul-mate she's going to marry, gifted race car driver Kevin Johnson. Problem is, they're fifteen. Desiree could guilt her mother into signing for her, but Kevin's parents won't have it. So, as Desiree's grandmother says, she and Kevin are forced to sneak around, which is okay with her.


But Desiree's world turns upside down when the team Kevin drives for changes owners. Without notice, she's kicked out of the spotters' stand and banned from being seen with him in public. Some bimbo in a skin-tight imitation racing suit now has those duties ... and they're going on the road together.


Believing that, when it comes to guys, out-of-sight-out-of-mind is more likely than absence-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder, Desiree gets herself and her friend Tiffany onto the team of a cute little driver who's obsessed with Kevin. Then the real trouble begins.



   BoonieRats
    Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove

   Copyright © Bill Ellingsen

BoonieRats 

The first BoonieRats - Jake Olson Adventure


From the flying bridge of the Princess Rebecca, attorney Jake Olson's yacht, he and former Navy SEAL Frank Schroeder witness a drug deal gone bad. Alerting their club brothers below, they give chase and capture the runaway speedboat carrying a dead man and two duffel bags of marijuana. The wounded survivor offers the shipment as a token of his appreciation for saving his life, even though he's at death's door and has no say in the matter. But the resourceful BoonieRats seize the opportunity to join forces with him, and their smuggling adventure begins. 



   
   One Lowly Angel
   Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

One Lowly Angel

The second BoonieRats - Jake Olson Adventure
 

Horse ranchers Jake Olson and Frank Schroeder reunite with their BoonieRats biker brothers at the Sturgis, South Dakota, motorcycle rally. In their absence villains take what's dear to them. Then they lure Jake’s wife out into the wilderness to pay the ransom, intent on having fun with her. But they find gold on Jake’s property—gold he’s never seen—and work themselves into a frenzy. Leaving no witnesses and making a clean getaway takes priority. 


A former outlaw biker turned preacher and his supernatural chaperone catch wind of the scheme and rush to stop it, unaware of the Native American shaman and his apprentices waiting to make their move. A foxy grandmother undersheriff is also on the case. One step behind them all but coming on fast is Jake Olson, armed with nerve and a .357 Magnum. Saddle-up for this mystical Wild West-like thriller that takes place not in the 1880s, but the 1980s. 


   
   No Former Brothers
   
Cover design by Daniel Cosgrove
    Copyright © Bill Ellingsen 

No Former Brothers

The third BoonieRats - Jake Olson Adventure
 

A six-year-old boy is taken by outlaw bikers connected to the Chicago Mob and placed in the custody of a clueless stripper. Shipping schedules and warehouse access are what they’re after. The frantic mother, a retail chain executive, swallows her pride and contacts the man she swore never to speak to again, informs him of the situation, begs for help. The BoonieRats Motorcycle Club reunites to rescue the son Jake Olson never knew he had, only to get caught-up in a Mob war.